If I were to marry Jack Black

Now please understand this is a purely hypothetical musing. I am merely a fan of his eyebrows and unbelievable and unique personality. However the hypothetical musing hit me today and I've decided: that if I were to marry Jack Black I would definitely invest in nice, thick curtains for all of the windows of our house. Because heaven knows he would often be running around in his chones or just in the nude. The neighbors don't need to see that. They can just watch his movies.